A Gorgeous Gal, And Her Owner Too

As you may, or may not know, both Uber and Lyft make allowances for "Service Animals", in accordance with Federal and State Law. However, according to the law, the animal must have identifying labeling (vest, collar etc) or the owner needs to carry paperwork.  Honestly, I'm not going to ask for proof, and if that means some PAX gets to sneak their beloved pet to get them somewhere, well, that's ok with me, as long as the pet doesn't do, or leave me any "surprises".

So I get a Lyft ping in Scottsdale, and my phone rings. It's the PAX, and she tells me that she has a "service animal', and is that OK. Now, by law, I'm not allowed to refuse a ride with a service animal, but it's very sweet that she calls. I tell her it's ok, and by the way, what kind of animal? "SHE's a dog". Great.

So, I pull up, the back passenger door opens, and in jumps a young..... Pit Bull. So, if you know me, you already know the past story of the neighbors Pit Bull attack on me and my dog, so I won't rehash it. I do have a twinge of concern, and I reach back with my left hand into my door pocket, for the "Extra Strength Postal Worker Formula Pepper Spray" that I keep there, just in case.....

But, the dog, a golden colored pittie, who looks young, has a wagging tail, her ears are up, and I swear she's smiling. She sticks her head over and sniffs me, so I hold out my hand for a sniff, and I gently stroke under her muzzle, and I lean forward to pet her on the head, and..... She gives me a single lick kiss on my nose. :-)

"OMG", a female voice says, "I'm so sorry". I look up for the first time at the passenger, and into the biggest, deep pool eyes, I've ever seen. I actually caught my breath, yes, yes I did. Dark tousled long hair, under a baseball cap, beautiful face, no makeup, and the most dazzling smile I think that I've ever seen. I do manage to stammer out a name confirmation, but it went something like this.... A-A-Amanda?

A: Yes, sorry about Cloie, she's not usually THAT friendly.
TH: No, no, it's ok. Actually, that's the best tip that I've received today. (Smile).
A: Thanks, you must really have a way with the "Ladies" (Dazzling smile again)

Holy Crap. Beautiful, Charming, Funny, and loves dogs..... So what's the problem? She's got to be young enough to be my daughter.  OK, my older daughter, but still..... way too young (sigh). Of course, she's a talker, and has that light kind of sing song pleasant way of talking about everything and nothing. I'm fascinated, and I'm maybe babbling a little, because all I can think about, is not saying something stupid.

Honestly, I can't remember a single thing I said, because every time I look up at her in the rear view, or turn around at the stop lights to talk, she has this sort of unsettling way of looking me directly in the eyes..... Did I mention her amazing eyes? Every time she does it, I almost forget what I'm saying. She wants to hear all my "Uber Stories", and since it's not a long ride, I shorten them dramatically. I actually hear her gasp, when I mention the Stripper who "flashed me", and I panicked, until I saw in the mirror, she had her hand over her mouth, with a mischievous look in her eyes, and that smile. It was an adorable look, of course.

So, the ride's going to end, what to do, what to do? Cloie has been an excellent PAX, despite no "Service Animal" I.D. anywhere (service animal huh? I bet). Anyway, she pauses before getting out, so it's now or never.

TH: So, thanks for the fare, I really appreciate it
A: Your very welcome (pause).
TH: You know, if you ever needed a pet sitter, or anything, I do have a way with dogs, and apparently, especially yours (Lame, I know, but it was all I could think of).
A: Well..... I don't know......
TH: Here, let me give you my card, and if you do need "anything", you can call me. (Holding out card)
A: OK (takes card)
TH: Well, it was a pleasure meeting you.
A: Same here.
TH: Oh, I was talking to Cloie, but yes, it was nice meeting you too. (smile).
A: Ha, Bye (Dazzling smile).

SCORE! OK, I know she's never going to call..... right? I said..... Right? On the other hand, you never know. :-)






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