From Skin To The "W"
So, I 'm driving North on McClintock entering Scottsdale, when I get a ping 1 minute away. I pull up to the address, and wait for "Scott". A side door opens and out comes a yound blond haired woman. She motions me to roll down the window, leans over, the open window, and she says "We'll be right out".
Here's the thing. She's wearing a large mens shirt, and since she's leaning over, I can "accidentally' see that she's not wearing anything else underneath! And no, I didn't look away. She turns around, and goes back inside, and that's when I realize the address I'm at, is a place called Skins..... It's A "Gentleman's Club", just north of the 202.
So, Michelle comes back out, with 2 guys, everyone gets in, Michelle in front. Scott, and whoever in back. They're going to "The W", which is a cool Hotel, Bar, Pool hangout off of Camelback Rd. I know it, because I drop partiers there frequently.
On the way, the 2 guys in the back get into a discussion of "What's better to get from a woman, a hand job, or a blow job?. They're going back and forth about it (Don't ask me, Don't ask me, DON'T ASK ME), so of course, Scott says "What do you think TOM"? (Shit). Then it comes to me, and I say:
"Well, if I manage to get either..... I'm VERY Grateful".
HAHAHAHAHA, Michelle high 5's me, and the mood in the car is great. Then..... Scott's Friend says "I'm thirsty, hey Tom, ya got anything to drink"?
TH: Nope, sorry, we'll be at The W in a few minutes.
SF: What's that in your cup holder?
TH: That's my gatorade, but I already drank some
SF: You have cooties?
TH: No
SF: Good enough
Suddenly, Scott's Friend reaches forward, takes my cup, and drinks about 3/4 of what's left. and puts the cup back in the holder. We're sitting at the stoplight, and there's stunned silence in the car, I look at Michelle, she looks at me, and with a twinkle in her eyes, she says "I wouldn't drink any more of that if I were you". Everyone laughs, and it breaks the tension.
So we're almost there, and the talk turns to Uber vs. Lyft tipping in the app option. At the time, Uber had no app option, only cash, so the three of them are talking about how they're going to "Tip Tom". For whatever reason, Michelle says she doesn't have any small bills (Really?), so Scott nudges her, and says "Hey Michelle, why don't you give Tom the same tip you gave your last friend"? She says "OK". We're stopped, so I turn and look at Michelle, she takes off her seat belt, turns towards me, and.....
She flashes her boobs at me!
YUP, and it wasn't a quickie either, it was AT LEAST 3 Mississippi's plus! Scott and friend can't stop laughing hysterically, Michelle is smiling brightly, like it's something she does every day (ya think?), and I must have had a shocked looked on my face, because Scott says "Hey Tom, what'd ya think of that"? I opened my mouth to answer, and the perfect response came to me.... Again. I said.....
Damn, that was The best TIPS (Get it, tips?) that I've ever gotten!!!
More hysterical laughter. We pull into The W, they all get out, and Scott says "Here Tom, tip". I turn around, and he's holding out a $20..... for a $10 ride. I actually said..... "Hey man, that's way to generous for a short ride". "Take It", he and Michelle say simultaneously, so I did. Then I hear Scotts friend yell out through my closed drivers window "Hey Tom, I got another tips for you". I look left, and he's got his shirt raised and his bare nipple against the window, he wiggles it, and says "How'd ya like that one"?, they don't wait for an answer and run off laughing into The W.
I actually had to sit there for a few minutes to recover (WHEW)! One of my best rides to date.
Here's the thing. She's wearing a large mens shirt, and since she's leaning over, I can "accidentally' see that she's not wearing anything else underneath! And no, I didn't look away. She turns around, and goes back inside, and that's when I realize the address I'm at, is a place called Skins..... It's A "Gentleman's Club", just north of the 202.
So, Michelle comes back out, with 2 guys, everyone gets in, Michelle in front. Scott, and whoever in back. They're going to "The W", which is a cool Hotel, Bar, Pool hangout off of Camelback Rd. I know it, because I drop partiers there frequently.
On the way, the 2 guys in the back get into a discussion of "What's better to get from a woman, a hand job, or a blow job?. They're going back and forth about it (Don't ask me, Don't ask me, DON'T ASK ME), so of course, Scott says "What do you think TOM"? (Shit). Then it comes to me, and I say:
"Well, if I manage to get either..... I'm VERY Grateful".
HAHAHAHAHA, Michelle high 5's me, and the mood in the car is great. Then..... Scott's Friend says "I'm thirsty, hey Tom, ya got anything to drink"?
TH: Nope, sorry, we'll be at The W in a few minutes.
SF: What's that in your cup holder?
TH: That's my gatorade, but I already drank some
SF: You have cooties?
TH: No
SF: Good enough
Suddenly, Scott's Friend reaches forward, takes my cup, and drinks about 3/4 of what's left. and puts the cup back in the holder. We're sitting at the stoplight, and there's stunned silence in the car, I look at Michelle, she looks at me, and with a twinkle in her eyes, she says "I wouldn't drink any more of that if I were you". Everyone laughs, and it breaks the tension.
So we're almost there, and the talk turns to Uber vs. Lyft tipping in the app option. At the time, Uber had no app option, only cash, so the three of them are talking about how they're going to "Tip Tom". For whatever reason, Michelle says she doesn't have any small bills (Really?), so Scott nudges her, and says "Hey Michelle, why don't you give Tom the same tip you gave your last friend"? She says "OK". We're stopped, so I turn and look at Michelle, she takes off her seat belt, turns towards me, and.....
She flashes her boobs at me!
YUP, and it wasn't a quickie either, it was AT LEAST 3 Mississippi's plus! Scott and friend can't stop laughing hysterically, Michelle is smiling brightly, like it's something she does every day (ya think?), and I must have had a shocked looked on my face, because Scott says "Hey Tom, what'd ya think of that"? I opened my mouth to answer, and the perfect response came to me.... Again. I said.....
Damn, that was The best TIPS (Get it, tips?) that I've ever gotten!!!
More hysterical laughter. We pull into The W, they all get out, and Scott says "Here Tom, tip". I turn around, and he's holding out a $20..... for a $10 ride. I actually said..... "Hey man, that's way to generous for a short ride". "Take It", he and Michelle say simultaneously, so I did. Then I hear Scotts friend yell out through my closed drivers window "Hey Tom, I got another tips for you". I look left, and he's got his shirt raised and his bare nipple against the window, he wiggles it, and says "How'd ya like that one"?, they don't wait for an answer and run off laughing into The W.
I actually had to sit there for a few minutes to recover (WHEW)! One of my best rides to date.
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