Tales Of The Uber Lyft Driver

Caution: This story contains Implied Adult Content. If it were a movie, I'd give it a Strong PG. The Rideshare Company is redacted, some details are intentionally vague, and names are changed to protect the innocent, and not so innocent. I hang out in Scottsdale quite a bit. It's nearby from where I live, and frankly, that's where the money is. Anyway, I get a ping to a fashionable area of stores, in a ritzy area near Camelback Mountain. The phone rings, it's the PAX, and a cheerful female voice asks if I'm in front of so and so store or behind it in front of that other store? I look around and I tell her where I am, and offer to come to her, she says she'll come to me. I tell her about the Prius and we hang up. She comes around the corner of the store carrying several "Boutique Type" shopping bags, and gets in. She’s fairly attractive, and maybe late 40’s. To this day, I don’t recall what the conversation was about, but I do recall getting t...

One of my secrets for Uber Driving, is to plan my idle time to occur, if I can, around the Malls. There are tons of people there, and many of them need rides home, with their "stuff". So, awhile back, I'm driving West on Camelback Rd in Scottsdale, and I get this ping to Nordstroms at The Fashion Square Mall in Scottsdale. The phone rings, it's the passenger "Saul" who tells me I'm picking up his employee "Dianna" and her daughter. Fine with me, I pull up, they come outside, and get in. The Mom, I'm guessing, is late 30's, to early 40's and is classically dressed. Also, I'm no expert, but I note 1 or 2 designer labels, and I doubt they're fake. She's also just happens to be drop dead GORGEOUS! The daughter is preteen, blonde, and blue eyed, with Shirley Temple looks, and apparently is a happy child. The Daughter has one of those iPad Mini's, and I can tell by the Beeps and Boops, that she's playing..... Fruit...

Many of my Rideshare stories are going to be happy ones. After all, when you're happy, it's infectious, and I'm a pretty happy person. So that's how it usually works out with my Riders (PAX). Happy, Happy all around. Not so, this particular PAX. I'm way up in the North Valley, around the area of Deer Vally, if you know the area. Not just anywhere in Deer Valley, but the last PAX I dropped off lived apparently practically in the middle of freeking nowhere. Fat chance of getting a ride way the heck up here, right? So I head back towards the freeway, and hopefully civilization, when I do get a ping, 7 minutes away. That's within my "10 minute max" parameter for going to get a PAX, so I aceept. The phone rings, and it's a womans voice: RB: Where are you? (Attitude+) TH: Ma'am, according to the app, I'm 7 minutes away, I'll be there shortly. RB: Well, I GUESS then, that I can start walking towards the gate (hangs up). I should have...

So, I 'm driving North on McClintock entering Scottsdale, when I get a ping 1 minute away. I pull up to the address, and wait for "Scott". A side door opens and out comes a yound blond haired woman. She motions me to roll down the window, leans over, the open window, and she says "We'll be right out". Here's the thing. She's wearing a large mens shirt, and since she's leaning over, I can "accidentally' see that she's not wearing anything else underneath! And no, I didn't look away. She turns around, and goes back inside, and that's when I realize the address I'm at, is a place called Skins..... It's A "Gentleman's Club", just north of the 202. So, Michelle comes back out, with 2 guys, everyone gets in, Michelle in front. Scott, and whoever in back. They're going to "The W", which is a cool Hotel, Bar, Pool hangout off of Camelback Rd. I know it, because I drop partiers there frequently....